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Oh, I can't wait to see Aaron tonight.

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I miss my boo.

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Kim, he just left a minute ago. I know,
but every minute without him seems like

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60 seconds.

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Oh, I wish I had a man like that.

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I didn't think you'd settle for a one
-minute man.

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And again, one minute's better than
nothing.

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So anyway, Aaron has a romantic weekend
planned for us.

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Well, I hope your plans include your
cousin Tiffany.

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I don't think Aaron's into that.

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one who invited your cousin to spend
some time with you. But that was before

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Aaron told me about his plan.

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Oh, well, tell Aaron there's a new plan.

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Come on, Mama. You love Tiffany. Help me
out.

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Nope. She's coming to see you.

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Sorry. I'm about to be busy.

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I got a date. Don't even try.

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It could happen.

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Hi, Bo.

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Looking for me?

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No, I was looking for my nephew.

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Oh, our nephew was visiting?

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My nephew is visiting.

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My sister sent him out here for a week.

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He has a behavioral problem.

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Behavioral problem?

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Little badass, huh?

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A good whoopin' will fix that.

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Justin, where have you been?

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A man don't need to report his every
move.

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A man in a boy's body does.

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Hey, everyone, this is my nephew,
Justin.

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Hi, baby.

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I'm your Aunt Nikki.

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You're cute.

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I know this.

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Anyway, that's some serious bling bling
you're rocking.

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That's just how I roll, son.

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Oh, that's right.

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So, Justin, how old are you?

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Old enough. So what's up? You got a man?

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Justin, are you ready to go see
Monsters, Inc.? You go see Monsters,

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I'll go see Monsters, Bob.

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I hear Holly Berry gets buck wild.

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Don't you think you're a little too
young to see that movie?

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Whatever.

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You just say whatever to me.

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Professor, give me your bow.

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Oh, yeah, I'm not falling for that
again.

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What does chair will do?

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Whatever.

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No, you may get away with that kind of
talk in your mama's house, but now

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in Nikki's world, and you will not be
rude or disrespectful to me or my man.

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See, I was with you up until the my man
part.

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I don't know how you do it. Oh, I'd love
to show you.

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Good night, Miss Parker.

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Hey, y 'all. Hey.

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Where's Stephanie?

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She's unpacking. Oh, so, Stevie, what
are you and Stephanie doing tonight?

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I don't know. We'll find something.

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Oh, well, and Della and I are going to
the Rump Shaker.

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Can you take Tiffany?

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Sorry, Stevie. Grown folks only.

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I'm off lockdown from my mom.

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How is Connie?

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Oh, she's a thing.

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Oh, sorry to hear that.

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Well, I gotta go. Those front tables at
the Rum Shaker fill up fast.

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Good seeing you, baby.

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When you guys try to have fun, I know I
will.

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So,

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what

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you want to do?

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My credit cards are all maxed out.

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Okay.

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Want to go to Universal CityWalk?

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Boring. Okay.

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Listen, Stevie, you don't even have to
do this. I can entertain myself.

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I'll just eat Cheetos and watch Sex and
the City.

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You do that, too?

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That's what I do every single weekend.

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You know, when I'm not on a date.

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I love Sex and the City, and Samantha is
my idol. Mine, too. She is so free.

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More like freaky.

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What wife?

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Uh, me.

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Where did you get a ridiculous notion
that I was married to Miss Parker?

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From her.

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She told me when you went to get
popcorn.

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Yeah, well, she's not well.

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It's all in her head.

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Then you two aren't a couple? Oh, hell
no.

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It's not that I don't like her, it's
just that I... I can't stand her.

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So she's not committed?

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Oh, no.

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But it's just a matter of time.

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Oh, hey, Kim. Hey. What are you doing
here? I thought you and Aaron had

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date. Yeah, we did, but his grandmother
got sick.

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Um, is Tiffany here?

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Yeah, I'll get her.

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Hey, Stevie.

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Hey. Ready for the getty? Absolutely.

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What about me?

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What about you? I want to go.

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It's a museum, Kim.

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Oh? They must have a kids' section.

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Hey, Jonathan.

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Hey, Nikki.

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Got milk?

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If you're willing to share those
cookies.

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Deal.

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Nikki, I need some advice about women.

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Ooh, baby, you came to the right place.

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Now, what should I do to get a girl to
like me?

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Well, let her know how you feel.

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Women love honesty.

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But suppose she doesn't like me back.

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Uh -uh, you don't let that stop you. You
just keep at it until you wear it down.

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I mean...

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Winner over. Winner over.

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Now, what do you look for in a man?

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Well, first I look for a well -dressed
man, like your uncle.

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Intelligent, like your uncle.

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A tattoo on his butt, like your... You
get your idea.

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Oh, okay.

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Thanks, son, Nicky.

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That was a big help.

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Hey, hey, hey, hold up. Now, advice
ain't free, Blair.

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Come on, Nikki. The Frankie Beverly and
Maeve concert starts in 20 minutes.

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I'll be right there.

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I'm putting my face on.

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We don't have that kind of time.

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Damn, Mandel. Now, just because you
don't care what you look like doesn't

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you have to rush me.

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tickets, and I'm not going to miss a
second of Frankie waiting for you.

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What's this?

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Don't open it. It might be an eviction
notice.

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It smells like Old Spice.

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The professor wears Old Spice. Give me
that.

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Oh, my God. What is it?

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Who wants me?

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Parker, there's something heavy on my
heart. I must see you as soon as

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Signed, your boo.

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Damn, all that stalking must have
finally paid off.

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No longer in denial.

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I loaded you.

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with you.

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Oh, so you wrote that love note to me.
It was the bomb, huh?

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Baby, I'm glad.

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I guess I had that effect on all the
Ogilvy men.

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But the only man I'll ever love is the
buffet.

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Well, he says he didn't even like you.

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I told you.

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I'm the professor's lady.

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No, you're not.

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Now, look, Justin.

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You're a nice young man.

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But I'm a grown woman, baby.

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You need to find a girl your own age.

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But they don't have enough body. All
right, all right, all right.

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It's time for you to go to bed.

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Go on, get.

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That boy is out of his mind.

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But it got good taste.

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out on the couch and discuss it.

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Miss Parker, this is serious.

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You're right.

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Let's take her to the bedroom.

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Hey, girls. How was the museum?

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Oh, it was great. The Picasso exhibit
was amazing.

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So was the kids' section. We made
turkeys by tracing our hands.

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So, you want to go get some sushi?

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Sure. Okay, great. I know this really
good place in Beverly Hills.

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Oh, Kim.

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You want to come?

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Oh, no, no. You guys go on ahead.

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I don't want to impose.

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Besides, I don't want sushi. I'm in the
mood for fish.

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Bye. See ya.

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Did you see how both of you were acting
all close and everything?

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Well, isn't that what you wanted? No, I
just wanted them to kick it.

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They can be together. I got a man.

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Look, baby.

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Men will come and go.

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But Tiffany will never stop being your
cousin.

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And Stevie will always be your friend.

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You know you're right.

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They can act like best friends. It's no
big deal.

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I hope they choke on a sushi bone.

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And after ignoring me in the museum all
day, they went out and had dinner

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without me. Can you believe that?

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What I can't believe is that you were at
a museum.

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Am I wrong?

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Tell me.

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Hold up. While you're yapping to me,
where's Erin?

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With her sick grandmother.

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And where's Nikki? She sent me to you.

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Well, my new honey is waiting for me
over there, so see you.

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00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,660
What's up, baby? Sorry I'm late. Had to
help out a friend.

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It's all good.

202
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:13,740
Hey, I'm not finished telling you about
my little problem.

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00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,280
We talked about this for like four
hours. What's left to say?

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00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:20,240
I know, but we need to talk some more in
case I left something out.

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One second, all right?

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00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:24,980
Look,

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you're messing up my game.

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We can talk about this later.

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All right, fine. Be that way. All right.

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Where were we?

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Okay, it's like...

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00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,179
Look what you did.

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00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,700
Forget about her. What should I do?

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Talk to Stevie.

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00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,220
I have to go and do what you just did.

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Hey, Kim.

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Stevie.

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00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:52,720
What's wrong with you?

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00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,180
I don't know. Why don't you ask your
best friend, Tiffany?

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Why would I do that?

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Because you do everything else with her.

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00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,120
What is that supposed to mean?

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00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,880
It means I haven't had a chance to kick
it with my cousin since she's been here.

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00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,460
Well, Kim, you're the one who pondered
off on me so you could spend more time

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with Aaron.

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00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:09,460
Well, Aaron's gone for the weekend.

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00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,090
Oh, so that's what this is all about.
You're bored.

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And you're a cousin stealer.

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00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:17,590
Hey, I can't help it if she likes me
better than you.

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Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, yes, I did.

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You know what, Stevie?

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Forget you. You know what, Kim? Forget
you, too.

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Justin,

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you should eat something.

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You stop telling me what to do.

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00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:39,610
Boy?

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00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,760
I am warning you, you are two minutes
away from getting a timeout.

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00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:51,940
Uncle Stanley, men don't get timeouts.

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00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,700
Oh, so you think you're a man?

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00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:59,120
Now you're getting it, Stanley.

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00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,620
All right, fine, fine, cool.

242
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:09,000
So, why don't you be a man and find some
other place to stay?

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Cool.

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00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:12,899
need you.

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00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,140
I just go upstairs and kick it with my
walk.

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Oh, fine.

247
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Hey, go see Miss Parker.

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I will.

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Peace out, homie.

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00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:36,000
Hey, little Romeo is on his way up.

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Nikki, baby.

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I was hoping I could crash here for a
while.

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00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:01,610
Of course. Come on in.

254
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:06,670
What happened to your teeth?

255
00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:08,810
Oops, I forgot to put them in.

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00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,280
Talk about that later. You hungry, baby?

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Yeah. Good. So are we. Go fix some
dinner.

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Sorry, something else came up. What's
his name?

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Jonathan.

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The security guard from the Getty? I
knew you'd understand.

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What about the movie?

262
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Oh, so go with Kim. She's not doing
anything.

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See ya.

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Can you believe her?

265
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Yeah, she does it all the time.

266
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I could have told you that if we were
speaking.

267
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,100
Kim, this is so ridiculous. Why are we
tripping?

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See, I know.

269
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I dumped Tiffany on you.

270
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:49,990
Yeah, and I'm sorry I dumped you for
Tiffany.

271
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And I'm sorry I called you a cow and a
toothpaste.

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Wait, when did you call me that?

273
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Oh, never mind.

274
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So, we're back to being best friends?

275
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We never stopped.

276
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So,

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you want to go to Chuck E. Cheese?

278
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For real?

279
00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:09,590
Yeah, I still have a few tokens left
over from your birthday party.

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Stevie, you think Chuck E.'s going to be
there tonight?

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Pretty good chance, yeah.